A hawk flies by. ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. ), Tower: *Looking at his schedule* "Jebediah! ), Farnsworth: *honking* "Hm, hm. Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit." Major Payne: What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? Check them out! So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. Tower (The Little Engine That Could 1991), Little Engine That Could movie characters. Don't you watch Oprah? Do you feel like there is too much going on in your life? Major Payne (1995) clip with quote there was a little engine that could. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Her smokestack has exploded, as Georgia wearily chugs slower and Rollo becomes concerned about the situation. A-hee hee hee! " General Decker, "Major Payne, can you please help me to understand why you shaved the children bald? Don't all run at once. you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Discovery, two most companies of Disney and Warner Bros. since the 1923. And winners, they never quit! Who's responsible? "Let me be more directthey hate you." Emily Walburn. The Little Engine That Could Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. " Cadet Dotson, Major Payne's quote: "Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? [Payne smiles at the thought of being back in the military unaware that the assignment Decker is taking about will take him to Madison school.]. Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Not even when they climbed aboard the train, and popped out the eyes of the conducter, and blood and snot was drippin out of his eye sockets. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. Along the way, they come across an old, rickety bridge that partly collapses when trying to cross it. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." Major Payne, "What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. PRINTABLE ACTIVITIES Little Engine Labels It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. (He screeches as he is blown away by the wind. You can't do it! A-hee hee hee! Emily Walburn, "It's civilian life, Sir. Chip: *sees Georgia's smoke signals* Tillie, something's wrong! Major Payne: There's got to be somebody who needs some killing. Rebuilders lot. November! the Little Engine.
. [Major Payne is in jail when General Decker visits him. [Alex's stepdad, clearly in a drunken stupor, takes several attempted swings at Major Payne, who easily dodges them and knocks him down to the ground.]. " Major Payne, Related: These 125 Self-Worth Quotes Will Remind You of Your Worth and Value, "Let me be more directthey hate you." I had a minor setback. "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!" This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea . I will no longer refer to you as turds. (scares Missy and chugs away) "I won't pull you, I won't pull you" (chanting continues), (Missy rests her hands in her face to hide her streaming tears, while Pete leaves over the hill on his way back to the yard, blowing his whistle. Bubba come crawling out the back with both legs missing. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. How about the Little Engine That Could!" TO WORK! Major Payne: [Grabs the arm of Alex's stepdad mid-swing] You hit that boy again, Im'ma do more than salute you. Major Payne, "Got no worries, got no care." | Source: Amodays, "What happened? I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. Synopsis: Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya. The story is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. Right, for a train! Be back in a flash." Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What are you laughing at, pig-boy? Hold on to your smokestack!" Major Payne, "That's not enough. ), Tillie: *Hooks up to Farnsworth* "C'mon, Farnsworth! I had a minor setback. Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. ", (The toys sadly follow her lead, until Rollo catches up to them to raise their spirits. Pee-Body?" Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. A loud explosion is heard within the tunnel as Georgia comes out the other side. ), (Meanwhile, the storm continues right outside Eric's house, waking Eric out of bed in his room. He was puffing and puffing, as if he were tired. . ", Farnsworth: "And what would you know about it? He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy.
Major Payne: I'm sorry Mr. ), Tillie: *watching from a short distance* "Ooh, that sounds like the most wonderful train ever! ), Eagle: "You're too little! The Birthday Train ventures further into the mountain, passing a small waterfall and along a cliff face, where a flash of lightning appears. The Little Engine That Could Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE! India! He gapes in surprise as his bedroom window flies open by the wind. *rushes in the shed to a green locomotive with a white plus sign on his side and black and yellow stripes on his front cab and has a silver bell* "Doc, Doc! Do you know why you're here? and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! Boy I'm 2 seconds from being on you like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of milk in the snow storm. ", Tillie: *smiles* "Chip, have you been eaten those green worms again? Who's responsible? " General Decker, "I don't like it. ", Doc: "There's no time to lose!" ", Grumpella: (against him) "Easy for him to say." Choo, choo! (ranting) NO WAY, NO TIME, NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!" more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. ), Rollo: "Ha, nothin' to it!" Birthday train full of toys? You'll get a train of your own someday." We're never gonna get over the mountain, I knew it! ", Eric: "It will come! Let's face facts here: You don't watch a movie like Major Payne for its artistic merit any more than you'd watch Schindler's List for its comedy. Spike Lee! Tillie gasps in horror, as the boulder hits two other boulders that have supported the bridge. Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care. ", Farnsworth: "What is the assignment that I shall do so extremely well? " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Negative. Major Payne, "Don't push the 'maybes,' baby." The Song of Achilles, Madeline Millers adaptation of Homers Iliad is a 2011 novel based on Achilles and his relationship with Patroclus. Major Payne, "Got to earn my right to be called a man." I figure if the marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. What's your name, son?" I demand the entire Madison Squad be disqualified from the final competition. ", Georgia: "Yeah! ), Georgia: "Hey, aren't ya forgettin' Jebediah? India! ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? ", Rollo: "Right! " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." Wasn't until Charley rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. 24. Tower? Payne addresses the boys.]. I'm on your side. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. Now, all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs." Product Details About the Author Product Details About the Author From this day forward, you will be called maggots! Over the mountain to the town! My finger, my finger! " Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What, boy? Do you know why you're here? Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a b*tch without hair. "We need to have 50% of soft. And already I'm startin' to get the itch. " Major Payne, "Now you might feel a little pressure." AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy! I know it will! The Little Engine that could, Told by Major Payne. "Major Payne" Scripts.com. You're too little! I think you can. The title shows, "The Little Engine That Could". Tillie: (sees Georgia's smoke signals as well) "It's Georgia, and she's in trouble!" Major Payne: I don't like it. YOU'LL BNEVER TAKE MAJOR VINCENT WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!!! Chip is here to keep her calm. *BAM**BAM**BAM*. Relax. That's where you'll find my sympathy! Choo, choo! Major Payne: You eye me one more time I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag! Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Fact is, honey, I wouldn't mind if you were pullin' a train for me. 5% OFF WITH CODE SALE5. that could Kill a murder mystery for eight. (Tillie nods), Tower: (shouts) "NEVER, NIX! Major Benson Winifred Payne: Be advised, ladies, we are going to WIN the Virginia Military Games this year! Major Payne: Know this about me, Private Ass-Eyes! Major Payne - 1995 Movie Quotes 14955, want me to tell you the story of the little engine that could, again (full quote). 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. Major Payne: That's one death warning sign, any more volunteers? " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. (Chip nods again, as Tillie clears her throat and turns to Tower.) Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. 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